Hand-crafted in small batches in Utah, Tub Club Tobacco Vanilla is bottled in premium glass for a ritual worth keeping. Made with natural, skin-loving ingredients, this soak offers a balanced medium scent profile - tobacco’s warm, earthy depth layered with the smooth sweetness of vanilla. The rich bubbles and lasting foam create a soak that’s not just cleansing, but deeply restorative.
Step into the tub and you’ll feel like you’ve entered a world-class cigar lounge - the air filled with fine tobacco and soft vanilla, surrounded by dark wood, leather chairs, and quiet sophistication. It’s the essence of a refined tobacco shop - masculine, timeless, and indulgent - captured in water instead of smoke.
- Water | Makes things wet
- Aloe Vera | Quenches thirsty skin
- Coconut (decyl glucoside) | Makes the bubbles
- Coconut (lauryl glucoside) | Makes more bubbles
- Sugar (xantham gum) | Stabilizer
- Potassium Sorbate | Keeps it fresh
- Salt (sodium benzoate) | Also keepin' it fresh
- Citric Acid | pH balancer
- Tobacco Oil | Flavor
- Vanilla Oil | Flavor
- Intended Use: relax, relieve stress
- Flavor Profile: medium
- Weight: 4 lbs | 1.8 kg
- Dimensions: 12 in. (H) x 2.5 in. (D) x 3.25 in. (W)
- Capacity: 25.4 oz | 750 ml
- # of Uses: estimated 4-10 (user dependent)
Probable side effects include, but are not limited to the following:
- Confidence
- Calmness (like, that walk away from an explosion and you don't even bother looking back kind)
- Drive
- Focus
- Courage
- Grit like your grandpa's grandpa had
INSTRUCTIONS
You get to decide how hot you want it to be because you're a grown man.
Depending on the size of your tub and whether it has jets or not, you will need to pour a varying amount.
Put your hand in the water and mix that stuff around a little.
Before you get in, make sure you have everything you need. Examples are: tacos, ice cream, a book, a phone, and something to drink... the list is endless.
You earned it.
Text someone, or post the following to let people know you're in the club: 🛁 🏴☠️